Quick Update:D

I ashamedly confess the deplorable belatedness of this post, yet an inextricable bond (:P) with the blog precludes an untimely, bloggedy egress:P BUT, I have favourable news to be hastily disseminated! Mr. Fox, unlikely NI-equivalent-of-comprehensive-graduate, is now a certified Cambridge Fresher (although I quickly remind myself ‘Matriculation’ seals the deal)! My grades, which I’ll tumidly pronounce in a fit of infirm braggadocio, are/were as follows:

Biology: A 550/600
English Literature: A* 393/400
Religious Studies: A* 387/400

Apologies for my rather ‘TheStudentRoom’-esque flaunting (arcane analogy!:P), but I ruminated unceasingly over trivial aspects of all my exams throughout the summer; jubilation is therefore understandable! Emmanuel subsequently despatched several financial forms with remarkable celerity, including demands for a whopping £1252 pre-payment; jubilation was thereby quickly subjugated by contemptuous brooding! Thankfully, however, the Freshers’ Pre-Pack contains loadddddssss of nit-bits to tickle anyone’s fancy, including my own obviously, which has acquitted Emma of its importunity. How could anyone possibly remain annoyed with Emma, a college replete with anatine splendour?:P

Besides wanting to relay the outcome of results, absolutely nothing of notable worth might be blogged; SERIOUSLY. If constantly listening to Whitacre and the (choral) gang constitutes anything mildly interesting, be my guest to inform me, considering I might actually post about it:D O, and Sharapova walloped Capra 6-0 6-0 in the third round of the US Open, cementing a mouth-watering clash (aesthetically, in various senses of course) with Caroline Wozniacki!

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